The Ultimate Test
Over this past year, I've been running an experiment, just as a sort of "public service" to the leftwingers out there who have it in their heads that all guns are basically evil, and are only capable of doing "evil deeds"
With this fiasco in Florida going on right now, it just seems fitting to run the final test.
I started by laying a Smith & Wesson 38 Special beside the laptop, and DARED it to jump up and hurt somebody. After a few weeks, I packed it around in public to "give it a fair chance" to jump out of its holster ON ITS OWN and hurt somebody.
When the 38 "refused" to do anything without a HUMAN involved, I thought that maybe a BIGGER gun might have more "attitude" so I replaced the little "snubnose" with a Ruger, in 45 Colt caliber for the next few weeks and I packed it around as well, so as to give IT "ample opportunity............but to no avail.
Reaching the point of frustration, trying to "prove the liberal dream of hoplophobia"........I chose a gun that would SURELY do something dreadful..........a 357 Magnum (a Smith & Wesson), the 357 has so much speed and penetration, it's been KNOWN to go through walls and injure folks in the next apartment.......through car doors........etc.
But the darned thing is STILL SITTING HERE RIGHT NOW DOING NOTHING!!!
Those three guns (all of which were "specifically designed to kill"), haven't killed a thing in all the time I've owned them-------and won't even "cock themselves and FIRE" unless I physically pick them up and MAKE them do it! (They've been most uncooperative here).
So I'm only gonna give this experiment one more chance before I cancel this project completely. I'm gonna pick the most "EVIL" gun I know of, for this final "test"..........................
The AK-47. Considered by most to be the most "prolific killing machine of the 20th century," (and in the 21st so far as well).
"Oh my.........oh dear........my goodness gracious!.........it's one of those DIRTY, EVIL, WICKED-----------(dare I say it?)......one of those "ASSAULT RIFLES!!"
The world-reknowned "master of mayhem"........with 30 rounds in the "banana", just sittin' here ready to "rock & roll", as they say, so you left-wingers keep your fingers crossed out there. This is the last chance I'm gonna give a weapon to prove it's "inherent WILL to do EVIL", before I cancel these little updates.
If THIS one just lays there like a piece of firewood for the next few weeks and does NOTHING........I'll have no choice but to assume the friggin' OBVIOUS..............."guns don't kill......people do!"
And taking guns from GOOD people will not protect you from BAD people........gun bans only create more targets for the criminal element, that could care LESS about your anti-gun "laws & regulations.
PS-------if the AK decides to go "berserk" on its own, I'll let ya know. (and for obvious reasons, I won't be packing THIS one around in public!)
This has been a public service.
- -- Posted by Darksc8p on Mon, Mar 26, 2012, at 2:15 PM
- -- Posted by KentuckyTransplant on Mon, Mar 26, 2012, at 4:05 PM
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