Special Safety Update For The Libs

Posted Sunday, March 4, 2012, at 12:55 AM

As a continuing public service to the freakish out there in society, it is my sad and solemn duty to report that 64 days have passed since this same Smith & Wesson 357 Magnum was assigned to keep me company here at the table when I'm using the computer.....and it has STILL NOT jumped up off the table and gone after anyone on its own. It's a huge let-down to CNN, MSNBC and some others.

Realizing the leftwing importance of never letting a good crisis go to waste, I've "upped the ante" a bit by trying to CREATE one. Because ALL firearms have this "built-in inherent will for EVIL".....I've given it an even MORE "wicked bite" by reloading it about a month ago with Hornady's new 140-grain "FTX" (red tip) cartridges.

Water-filled milk jugs provide good indications of bullet impact, and you can clearly see how efficient these new bullets are. (these jugs were shot with a Ruger Blackhawk in 357------first jug shot with PMC ammo, and the other jug shot with these new FTX's.

SO....with the old ammo out, and these newer, "nastier" Hornadys IN..................it has resumed "duty" in even MORE "lethal" form, but I just want everyone to know how great of a chance I'm taking just to help the leftwing loons and media "prove their point".............

..........because if I've read these anti-gun airheads correctly over these many, many years.........if I don't keep a real watchful eye on that thing........it's just liable to turn itself 180-degrees, point itself right at my mid-section, cock its own hammer, pull its own trigger, and thereby PROVE to everybody why Smith & Wesson should be SUED for BUILDING such an EVIL INSTRUMENT!

For any of you new folks who might not understand..........guns are only designed to commit MURDER.......they could NEVER POSSIBLY be used to keep you from BEING killed, while you're still waiting for the cops to show up via "911."........they're only built to do EVIL things.

Don't laugh................you'd be amazed at how many people out there actually BELIEVE that.

NOTE---------I don't leave it there 24/7.........I carry it when I leave the house, so it has an 'equal opportunity in public to "jump out of its holster" and commit all kinds of public mayhem" all by ITSELF!

Am I being "mean-spirited" by mocking and making fun of the anti-gun psychotics? Yeah...........probably. Do I CARE? No.

They offend ME when they support candidates who seek to abolish not only the 2nd Amendment if they can-------but the rest of our Constitution as well.

Yeah I know........I'm in the "wrong group of people" to be "offended." But I AM ANYWAY.

And so far, I've responded fairly peaceably..........for one thing, I don't support candidates in ANY party who don't support our Constitution.

Economically, I don't support restaurants like Wendy's, products like Budweiser (Anheiser-Busch), etc..........nor do I ever purchase those "pretty Idaho wildlife scene license plates........because when you donate to ANTI-GUN causes, no "Zook" money comes your way.

In short.........you don't support my rights, I don't support your election campaign OR your business.

Meanwhile..............sleep well tonight, folks. Ol' Zook is keeping a VIGIL on this potential "mass murderer", and I won't let him get LOOSE in public. He'll never do ANYTHING that I don't personally MAKE him do!

I'll update it again later....and keep y'all informed on the "behavior" of this "sneaky old blue-steel criminal!" Sooner or later, it'll slip up and Blitzer or Matthews will be the first to tell you about it!.

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Zook, not trying to detract from your blog at all, cause frankly I like the humor level. But I ran into an interesting thing the other day and thought I should share, mostly because you've probably witnessed the same thing but I never had.

First off, I got to resume` myself a little. I've shot firearms a long (long) time. Because I follow some abnormally high level weapons safety procedures (if I can describe it that way), when I handle a firearm it usually looks a little too swift for bystander's eyes. In fact, if I'm witnessed handling a gun a little slowly, you can count on I don't know anything about it and take my time to ensure its safe to handle.

Anyway, I was at this couples house and the guy wanted me to take a look at his pistol. As soon as he started to go get that pistol, his wife seemed a little hyper-aware, agitated, and nervous. Now, I've seen that look before. Most notably, in myself when someone appears to be handling a firearm improperly. So he brings out the pistol and the fight/flight climate was so thick, you could measure it. Now, we both look at guns the same way when clearing ammo; safety, magazine (if applicable), chamber clear, etc, etc, and after all that, it's just a safer hunk of inanimate metal. Well, this guy pretty much did that, if not all in the same order that I would have done it, but well enough for my confidence. During the procedure, his wife wiggled in her chair and shifted her eyes. Not good signs, but other peoples nervousness around guns don't bother me so he hands the pistol to me, slide back just the way I like it, and I go thru the same clearing procedures, regardless if it's been just done in front of me or not, and start checking it out for him. For some reason, his wife was a lot more at ease; a load less uncomfortable and the heavy feeling had lessoned quite a bit. Now, his wife is well aware of my experience with firearms and during clearing procedures, my movements are very deliberate, as if almost inviting other people to take note of my obvious movements stipulating the weapon is safe, not loaded, and is just a hunk of steel that can't become self aware, not that it could with ammo in it anyway.

So my observation is this: The confidence that a weapon handler presents while handling said weapon, seems to have a lot of impact on inexperienced onlookers perception. Also, how we shooters respond to our toys; not referring to them in the third person, seems to make a difference and place others at ease. There just seems to be this gap in understanding between those that deal with firearms and those that don't, and I don't quite understand that. HAHA! There's a lot about cars I don't understand but I'm not going to quit driving. Bungee jumping and hobby flying has the same deadly results with unsafe practices as firearms ownership, all of which require the human factor to be involved. But some reason, folks just can't make that connection, the human is the problem, and like I said, I just don't get it or the attacks on inanimate objects.

-- Posted by Darksc8p on Sun, Mar 4, 2012, at 4:19 PM
Love the humor!

But be careful, it might wake up!

Good points by JYD & DarkSc8p

-- Posted by jessiemiller on Tue, Mar 6, 2012, at 1:46 PM

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