Dealing With Hoplophobia
We interrupt our regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you this public service message.
In an attempt to bring a little "comfort and assurance" to those out these who suffer from a condition known as "hoplophobia" (a psychopathic fear of weapons), we have begun tracking a loaded 38 Smith & Wesson snubnose throughout its daily activities.
I mentioned 5 days ago that it sits here beside my laptop when I'm just sitting here in the morning. It has yet to jump up off the table and go after anybody on its own.
But to give it a FAIR test, I've packed it around with me whenever I've gone out anywhere, and will do so today-----(I'll get it out there among a lot of other people and see if it "gives in to temptation", and tries to jump out of its holster to "assault" anyone).
I promise to STOP it, if it does.
While I usually carry one of the larger magnums, I've pared back to the little 38, until I get the stitches out of my hand, but I've heard and have read often enough that ALL guns have a "will for evil" and will hurt people on their own.......Every ONE of them is "dangerous"----even by themselves! Did you know that? I didn't, and I've been a handgunner over 40 years.
So......while I've never seen it happen in MY lifetime, it wouldn't be prudent to label these anti-gun fanatics as the blithering idiots they actually ARE, without at least a LITTLE official verification.
Today is "Day 6" of this test, and while NONE of my "evil" guns have ever gone off without my finger on the trigger.......you "just CAN NEVER TELL" can you?.......... so as a public service to our "hoplophobics" out there, I'll do a little update every few days for awhile----------"just to make SURE!"
It's about 8:55 AM right now. I'll be going out the door in about an hour.....and so will IT. I predict that it will sit snug and snapped into my holster all day long, and will do NOTHING unless I so direct it to.
Y'all have a nice day!
- -- Posted by royincaldwell on Fri, Sep 30, 2011, at 9:28 AM
- -- Posted by NonnyMouse on Fri, Sep 30, 2011, at 9:47 AM
- -- Posted by KH Gal on Fri, Sep 30, 2011, at 9:53 AM
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- -- Posted by KH Gal on Fri, Sep 30, 2011, at 10:32 AM
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- -- Posted by royincaldwell on Fri, Sep 30, 2011, at 1:25 PM
- -- Posted by MsMarylin on Fri, Sep 30, 2011, at 1:53 PM
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- -- Posted by NonnyMouse on Fri, Sep 30, 2011, at 8:36 PM
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