The Ant & The Grasshopper
I think most of us remember this story, but I was just sent an up-to-date version of it, in my E-Mail.............
"The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house, and laying up supplies for the oncoming winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool, and he laughs and dances the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed, when HE is cold and starving.
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody weeps when they sing a duet of "It's not easy being green."
ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house, where the news stations film the group singing "We shall overcome."
Then Rev. Wright has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake.
President Obama condemns the ant, President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus and the Pope, for the grasshopper's plight.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten RICH off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay for his "fair share."
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs. Having nothing left to pay his taxes, his home is confiscated by the "government Green Czar" and given to the grasshopper.
Our story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of food, while the house he is in (that used to belong to the ant), crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug-related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful neighborhood. The whole country eventually collapses as this scenario continues to be played out across the land.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be careful how you vote in 2012
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