Scorned women are Krazy

Michelle Belliveau, Wendy Sewell, Therese Ziemann. Belliveau: "Come on, it was kinda funny." Sewell: "Nobody better mess with me in jail." Ziemann looks scary, no made up quotes for her.

"There ain't nothing like a woman scorned/ ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns," sings my new favorite trio, Lady Antebellum.

Apparently, country girls aren't the only ones trading their halos for horns. Just ask an unidentified man from Wisconsin, who felt the scorn of four women July 30.

The man has (had?) a habit of meeting women off craigslist and not only engage in sexual relations with them but also bum money off them. The only problem was he's married. Or more accurately, his wife found out about his hobby. And she confronted the other woman, Therese Ziemann.

The man's wife, Ziemann, her sister, Michelle Belliveau, and another woman he had a relationship with, Wendy Sewell, traded their halos for horns and created a plan to seek the type of revenge only women are capable of dishing out.

Ziemann lured the 37-year old to a motel room she paid for, as she often had done during their two-month relationship along with $3,000 she gave him during that time. She told him she wanted to tie him up and give him a massage. So she tied him up using bed sheets, blind folded him with a pillow case and sent the other women a text (everyone's texting nowadays) letting them know he was tied up.

As they confronted the tied up man, they asked him such questions as, "Which do you love more?" and "Who do you want to grow old with?" and "Why do you always leave the seat up?" (Just kidding about the last one.) Ziemann slapped him and wanted to know if he "could handle that." (Really, it's a good idea to cooperate with police during an investigation, but how honest do you need to be?)

Then she broke out a bottle of Krazy Glue (gotta love the accuracy of this story, it wasn't just any super glue, but Krazy Glue) to glue his male member to his stomach. (According to their Web site, "There are more kinds of Instant Krazy Glue formulas and applicators than you ever imagined." However, woman's scorn isn't on the list.)

He didn't take his punishment laying down (well, he really had no option but to). "I was telling them they couldn't do this, that it's assault. Hello, let me leave." (It's fourth degree sexual assault in the eye's of the local DA.)

After the women had decided the man had enough, they took his wallet, cell phone and car and left him tied up.

The man chewed through his restraints and called the police (anyone wonder how the first conversation with his wife went after this incident?) In true FML kind-of-day fashion, the police came and arrested him on unrelated charges of child abuse, theft and harassment.

Some stories you just can't make up.

So remember, if you're going to cheat, upgrade, don't get caught trading sex for chips, don't get caught skipping work to have an affair with a South American mistress while you're the governor of a state, get caught by your wife (not getting caught seems to be a key theme here) or cheat or your wife with Krazy women.